(graveyard. Buffy is fighting a vampire. )

BUFFY: Xander, Anya!

WILLOW: Buffy another one! Buffy!

(Buffy manages to stake one, a tad awkwardly. The other has run away)

BUFFY: Where's the other one?

XANDER: Scampered like a big bunny.

ANYA: In there.

(The four of them run in the same direction as the vampire did. Interior of a large crypt. Five vampires are feeding off of a single victim. Sucking sounds are heard. Buffy, holding a stake looks back worriedly at Xander, Willow and Anya. They have stopped descending a staircase and are looking at the vampires. Cut to exterior. The scoobies exit from the crypt looking depressed.)

WILLOW: I don't care if it is an orgy of death, there's still such a thing as a napkin.

BUFFY: A nest. No biggie. I bet I could do it. I know could take at least two.

ANYA: Yes and we could run for help while the other three suck your heart out through your neck.

BUFFY: You're right. It's too many for just us. You know who we need.

Cut to Jonathan's mansion

BUFFY: Uh, hi. We have a problem.

JONATHAN: Sounds like you could use my help.

(cue credits. Which have been altered to make it look like Jonathan is the action-cool star of the show)

written by: Jane Espenson; Transcribed by Corwin2. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/73superstar.html