RONA: This is a bar.

KENNEDY: (grinning) Best damn field trip I ever took.

MOLLY: Look, they're all?

VI: (incredulous) They're demons! It's a demon bar. It's like a gay bar, only with demons.

DEMON: Spike! Long time. Nice of you to bring snacks.

SPIKE: Thouch them, and lose your privates.

(Demon backs off)

VI: I didn't like him.

SPIKE: Nice job of blending in, girls.

RONA: We're a bunch of 15 year olds in a demon bar. How much blending did you think we were gonna do?

BUFFY: Look, it's ok. Ususally you come to a place like this, you wanna be seen. You wanna scare someone, or make contact?-

MOLLY: (eagerly) Or have a strong drink?

BUFFY: Not usually that.

KENNEDY: You don't drink?

BUFFY: Sure I do. I mean, no. That would be wrong.

VI: Do they card?

BUFFY: Nope, go ahead. (the girls walk up to the bar) Down all the yak urine shots or pigs blood spritzers you like. (Buffy & Spike exchange smirks)

VI: Gross. (the girls back away from the bar)

SPIKE: Got that right. Prices they charge, you could get human blood straight from the body. (Molly stares at him) Vampire...

BUFFY: Look, if I come here, it's 'cause I gotta wring some information out of something large, scary, drunk, with a room full of friends who don't care much for the slayer. Remember that. Not a being in here wouldn't be glad to rip your throat out.

CLEM: Buffy? Girl, how ya been?

BUFFY: Clem! You look great, so toned. (they hug)

KENNEDY: (to Rona) He's ripping out her throat right now.

CLEM: Oh, my God! It is so good to see you! I saw this great show on the History Channel the other night that I knew you would love, and then something went all flooey with my TiVo.

BUFFY: You know what? Can I talk to you for a second over here?

KENNEDY: (to Rona) You think she dated him too?

BUFFY: OK, everyone. These are the girls.

CLEM: Howdy. So, you girls are gonna deal with demons, huh? Just lemme tell you this.

(Clem leans in as if to whisper something to them, and the girls crowd around, following suit and leaning in. Then Clem does something with his face that makes the girls scream and jump back with fright. From behind, it looks as though his ears spin, and snakes jump out of his face.)

VI: I could use a shot of that yak urine right about now.

• Funnies
• potential slayers

written by: Rebecca Kirshner; Transcribed by: CariCranberry. edited by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/buffy/season7/transcripts/134_tran.php