DRUSILLA: Spike, did she hurt you?

SPIKE: It was close, baby, but...

DRUSILLA: Oh, come here.

SPIKE: A Slayer with family and friends. That sure as hell wasn't in the brochure.

DRUSILLA: You'll kill her, and then we'll have a nice celebration.

SPIKE: Yeah, a party.

DRUSILLA: Yeah. With streamers... and songs.

SPIKE: How's the annoying one?

DRUSILLA: He doesn't wanna play.

SPIKE: Figures. Well, suppose I better go make nice.

Collin: You failed.

SPIKE: I, uh... I offer penance.

Vampire#2: Penance?! You should lay down your life! Our numbers are depleted, the feast of St. Vigeous has been *ruined* by your impatience!

SPIKE: I was rash, and if I had to do it all over again... Who am I kidding? I would do it exactly the same, only I'd do this... (grabs Collin)

Collin: No!

SPIKE: ...first! (cages Collin) From now on, we're gonna have a little less ritual...and a little more fun around here. (hoists cage up into the sunlight, Collin screams, dusts) (to Dru) Let's see what's on TV.

• Buffy vs Spike & Dru

written by: David Greenwalt; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/15school.html