BUFFY: You know maybe, maybe he's just having trouble dealing. I mean, don't guys sometimes put the girl they really, really like inside these deep little brain fantasy bubbles where everything's perfect? They do that right?

XANDER: How's that fugue state coming along?

WILLOW: Parker.

BUFFY: Maybe I'm in his bubble and then pretty soon he's going to realize that he wants more than just bubble Buffy and he'll pop me out and we'll go to dinner and it could happen right?

WILLOW: Buffy. And as my best friend you need to stop thinking about Parker. He's no good. There are men, better men, wherein the mind is stronger than the penis.

XANDER: Nothing can defeat the penis! Too loud, very unseemly.

WILLOW: I mean, I'm sorry do be so coarse but I feel strongly about stinky Parker man.

BUFFY: He can be really sweet. I'm telling you I think he had intimacy problems because of the death of his father.

WILLOW: Not interested. You got troubles, tell em to the bartender.

XANDER: That's right. Cause the bartender's always ready to listen.

• Buffy & Parker
• Willow & Buffy

written by: Tracey Forbes; Transcribed by Lilybunny (lilybunny@hotmail.com). Full transcript at:
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