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come wander through the BuffyVerse...| Xander: Shopkeeper's union called from No Place Like Home (Season 5) | Next Clip in Episode |
XANDER: The thousand-yard stare. Damn! You hate to see it on any man but especially in retail.
(Anya wraps up a woman's purchase and hands it to her.)
ANYA: (to woman) Please go.
(The woman walks away, shaking her head.)
XANDER: Anya, the Shopkeeper's Union of America called. They wanted me to tell you that "please go" just got replaced with "have a nice day".
ANYA: But I have their money. Who cares what kind of day they have?
XANDER: No one. It's just a long cultural tradition of raging insincerity. Embrace it.
(Anya calls out to her customer.)
ANYA: Hey, you! Have a nice day.
XANDER: There's my girl!
written by: Douglas Petrie; . Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/83noplacelikehome.html