EVE: I have to say, I'm impressed. I saw you with Sebassis. I honestly didn't know you had it in you.

ANGEL: Yeah, well, it was an act. I think.

EVE: I picked up on that from 100 yards away. Yep. You were bangin' it out to the cheap seats.

ANGEL: Funny. I was gonna say the same thing about that dress.

LORNE: (walks up to Angel and Eve) Oh, you two. Really. The sexual tension? Oh, with a knife you could cut it, huh? Get a room. (walks away)

(cut to Angel & Eve, in Angel's office, madly making out)

ANGEL: This seems a little sudden.

EVE: Uh-huh.

ANGEL: Mmm. (Muffled) I mean, do you even have a last name?

EVE: Do you?

• Angel vs Eve

written by: Ben Edlund; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited & formatted by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season5/transcripts/5x05_tran.php