CORDELIA: Okay, what was that? And who are you?

XANDER: Remember Halloween, I got turned into a soldier?

CORDELIA: Yeah.

XANDER: Well, I still remember all of it. I know procedure, ordnance, access codes, everything. I know the whole layout for this base, and I'm pretty sure I can put together an M-16 in 57 seconds.

CORDELIA: Well, I'm sort of impressed. But let's just find the thing and get out of here.

XANDER: Okay.

CORDELIA: So, does looking at guns really make girls wanna have sex? That's scary.

XANDER: Yeah, I guess.

CORDELIA: Well, does looking at guns make you wanna have sex?

XANDER: I'm seventeen. Looking at linoleum makes me wanna have sex.

• Funnies
• Xander & Cordelia

written by: Joss Whedon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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