ANDREW: I spy with my little eye something that begins with a T.

SPIKE: Tapestry.

ANDREW: Hey, good one. How did you?

SPIKE: Tapestry?s the only thing in the whole bloody room.

ANDREW: Ah. So say you but I say, look deeper.

SPIKE: I?ll look deep into your jugular, is what I?ll look at.

ANDREW: Don?t spaz out.

SPIKE: I?m not? don?t say another word.

ANDREW: Rock/paper/scissors?

SPIKE: What?s the matter with you? Don?t you understand what?s happening?

ANDREW: Yeah. We?re waiting here till it?s night again so you can ride on your motorcycle without exploding.

SPIKE: And every minute we?re stuck here, the Slayer?s out there facing hell knows what.

ANDREW: Come on, what?s the worst thing that could happen to her?

• Spike & Andrew

written by: Rebecca Kirshner; original transcript by Buffy vs Angel. Edited by me.. Full transcript at:
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