(cut to Cordy, gossiping with Willow on the phone)

CORDELIA: How come you guys didn't tell me about Harmony? Sunnydale is that far away you couldn't afford a little phone call?

WILLOW: Harmony? Wha-what about Harmony?

CORDELIA: She's here - in L.A.

WILLOW: Yikes. Big yikes. Uh. What happened? Did she come after you?

CORDELIA: Yeah! She practically attacked me in my bedroom last night.

WILLOW: Your bedroom. How did she...

CORDELIA: Came in while I was sleeping. Good thing I woke up, too. She was ready to jump me right there! But I think she got the message that I don’t' go for that sort of stuff when I shot her down.

WILLOW: You wounded her?

CORDELIA: She'll get over it. I never should have invited her to stay with me.

WILLOW: Say what?

CORDELIA: Yeah, I know. Awkward much?

WILLOW: Cordelia! Okay. We're all clear on the fact that Harmony is a vampire, right?

CORDELIA: Oh. Harmony is a vampire? - That's why she - oh, my god, I'm so embarrassed! (Giggles) All this time I thought she was a great big lesbo! - Oh, yeah? Really? - Well, that's great! Good for you.

WILLOW: Thanks for the affirmation. Cordelia, Harmony is *very* dangerous. You have to get out of there!

CORDELIA: Okay. Yeah. I'll call you when I get somewhere safe.

HARMONY: Where are you going?

• Cordelia & Harmony
• Funnies

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