JENNY: I don't know what it is about football that does it for me. I mean, it lacks the, the grace of basketball, the, uh, poetry of baseball. At its best it's unadorned aggression. It's such a rugged contest.

GILES: Rugged. American football. (laughs)

JENNY: And that's funny because?

GILES: No! (laughs) I just think it's rather odd that a nation that prides itself on its virility should feel compelled to strap on forty pounds of protective gear just in order to play rugby.

JENNY: Is this your normal strategy for a first date? Dissing my country's national pastime?

GILES: Did you just say 'date'?

JENNY: You noticed that, huh?

• Giles & Jenny

written by: Ty King; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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