CORDELIA: You know there's nothing like riding in a convertible with the top down to make you see the sun and sand. Mmm - smell that salt air!

WESLEY: That's not salt.

CORDELIA: I don't think it's *air* either, but reality is a choice, Wesley. You see what you wanna see and I'll see what I wanna see.

WESLEY: A man exiting an alley pushing a shopping cart.

CORDELIA: No! I see a very tan life-guard type with large...

WESLEY: No, over there. These kids must have got electricity into their building. They might have tapped into one of the power lines and run it illegally. If I could spot the tap, that would tell us where their hide-out is. You ask this gentleman if he's seen anyone that fits the description of our young vampire killers, while I check the power line for any taps.

CORDELIA: Uh, why don't you ask him and I'll check for taps?

WESLEY: Because you can imagine him as a scantily clad, buff, young stud, while I'm stuck with the naked truth.

• Cordelia & Wesley
• Cordelia's unique world views
• Funnies

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