XANDER: Ah! Blayne!

Blayne: Oh, God! Oh, God!

XANDER: Are you all right?

Blayne: Oh, God! You gotta get me outta here! You gotta! She, she, she gets you, and, uh...

XANDER: What?

Blayne: ...she, she...

XANDER: What does she do?

Blayne: Oh, God! Oh, oh, no!

XANDER: Blayne! What does she do?

Blayne: She, she... she, she takes you outta the cage, and she ties you up, and, and... she... she starts movin', and throbbin', and these eggs come shootin' out of her! And then...

XANDER: What?

Blayne: And then...

XANDER: Then what?

Blayne: She mates with you!

XANDER: Sheeee...

Blayne: That's not the worst part!

XANDER: That's not?

Blayne: You seen her teeth? Right while she's, you know, right in the middle of... I saw her do it! I don't wanna die like that!

XANDER: Blayne! Blayne! Chill! It's okay. It's gonna be okay. We'll get outta this.

Blayne: (hopeful) You gotta plan? What is it?

XANDER: Just, uh, let me perfect it!

Blayne: (gives up hope) Oh, God... Oh, God... Oh, God...

written by: David Greenwalt; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/04pet.html