WARREN: Couple of circuits are burned out, and the wiring's all fried.

ANDREW: But we had so many plans. Naked women, and all ... well, all-all the naked women. (to Jonathan) This is all your fault, if you hadn't grabbed it from me-

JONATHAN: Hey, we got a lot bigger problems here, bonehead. The Slayer's invisible now?

ANDREW: He's right. She could be anywhere. Even here, right now. Watching. Listening to every word we say. For all we know, she could be one of us! (anxiety till they realize) Oh, wait, no, guys, that isn't true.

WARREN: I wouldn't sweat the Slayer too much.

JONATHAN: Says you. In my book an invisible slayer means a whole world of trouble.

(later)

JONATHAN: What do you mean she's gonna fade away?

WARREN: The Slayer got slammed with a big-ass dose of radiation when the gun overloaded. Her cells are mutating at an accelerated rate. Eventually her molecular makeup will start losing its integrity and then ... pfft.

ANDREW: But, wouldn't that kill her?

WARREN: Well, lemme think. (pause) Yeah!

JONATHAN: Wait a minute! We're not killing anybody. Especially not Buffy!

WARREN: (sighs) You guys are so immature! We're villains! When are you gonna get that through your thick skulls?

JONATHAN: We're not killers, we're crime lords!

ANDREW: Yeah! Like, like Lex Luthor. He's always trying to take over Metropolis, but he doesn't kill Superman!

WARREN: Because it's Superman's book, you moron!

ANDREW: But Lex doesn't kill him, does he?!

JONATHAN: Listen, Warren ... you get that ray working and the first thing we're gonna do is find Buffy and re-visible her before it's too late! You got me?!

WARREN: Fine. Whatever you guys say.

• Buffy vs the Legion of Dorkness (Trio)

written by: David Fury; transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com). edited down by me. . Full transcript at:
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