(The door flies open and Dawn runs in.)

BUFFY: Dawn!

DAWN: Sorry to interrupt the sex-capades. I just wanted to tell you that Mom's coming.

(Riley hides the bandages and tape just as Joyce enters the room.)

JOYCE: Hi, Riley.

RILEY: Hey, Mrs. Summers. How're you feeling?

JOYCE: I'm fine, bordering on chipper and tomorrow planning on being obnoxious.

RILEY: (smiles) Glad to hear it.

JOYCE: Buffy, when you have a minute I'd like to go over the grocery list for next week.

BUFFY: You got it.

• Funnies
• Joyce's Illness

written by: Douglas Petrie; Transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com).. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/85foolforlove.html