(All is quiet in the mist-shrouded graveyard. Suddenly, the peace is shattered as BUFFY pounds a VAMPIRE dressed like a Van Halen reject to the ground.)

BUFFY: You know, it's probably none of my business but I just gotta ask...

(The vampire lunges at her and she backhands it.)

BUFFY: You smell this bad when you were alive? 'Cause if it's a post-mortem thing, then boy, is my face red... But just so you know, the fast-growing field of personal grooming has come a long way since you became a vampire.

(Buffy somersaults over the headstone, stake raised and ready to strike. But the vampire seizes her arm as she lands, spins her around and plunges the stake into Buffy's abdomen. Her eyes go wide with shock and pain as she looks down at the stake protruding from her body. Opening credit sequence and resume [02]. Suddenly scared, Buffy tries to flee.)

ROCKER VAMPIRE: You're going? But you were having so much fun a minute ago!

(The vampire is about to kill her with her own stake when Riley intervenes. The vamp runs away.)

RILEY: Buffy! What happened?

(She holds up her bloody hands, then collapses in arms, unconscious.)

• Slayerhood

written by: Douglas Petrie; Transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com).. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/85foolforlove.html