(Night. cemetary.)

CORDELIA: Why do I have to be bait? I'm always bait. Why can't Willow be bait?

XANDER: He's already seen Willow. And could you complain louder so that all the vampires leave?

OZ: I think this is a good spot. Is everybody packin'? Let's do it.

CORDELIA: I'm doing this for Buffy's sake. This has nothing to do with you.

XANDER: Yeah, like I needed that cleared up. Go away. This is my hiding spot.

CORDELIA: Where do I hide?

XANDER: You don't hide. You're bait. Go act baity.

CORDELIA: What's the plan?

XANDER: The vampire attacks you.

CORDELIA: And then what?

XANDER: The vampire kills you. We watch, we rejoice.

CORDELIA: Everything's a joke with you.

XANDER: No, just our relationship.

CORDELIA: What relationship?

XANDER: Oh, that's right, I forgot. We actually want to bury that piece of the past, don't we?

(...)

XANDER: Let me ask: how long did it take you to forget me? Were you still taxiing down the runway, or was it actually in the cab?

CORDELIA: Oh, yeah! Mr. Faithful? You probably met up with some hot little Inca Mummy Girl. Yeah! I heard about her.

(Meanwhile, as Xander & Cordy lay into each other, Willow, in hiding, gets attacked by the vampire)

WILLOW: Help!

(During the fight, Cordelia & Xander sandwich the vamp between them, and when he dusts they fall together & start kissing.)

• Cordelia & Scoobiage
• Xander & Cordelia

written by: Joss Whedon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/35anne.html