BUFFY: Hey, look, Xander... I'm... really sorry about this morning.

XANDER: Do you mind, Buffy? I'm trying to repress.

BUFFY: Okay, then I promise, from now on I'll let you get pummeled.

XANDER: Thank you. Okay, y'know, actually I think I could've t...

(Buffy is distracted by a costume)

XANDER: Hello! That was our touching reconciliation moment there.

BUFFY: (re billowy dress) I'm sorry, it's just... Look at this.

WILLOW: It's amazing.

XANDER: Too bulky. I prefer my women in spandex.

Ethan: Please, let me.

BUFFY: Oh, i-it's...

Ethan: Magnificent. Yes, I know. There. My. Meet the hidden princess. I think we found a match. Don't you?

BUFFY: Oh, uh, I-I'm sorry. There's no way I could ever afford this.

Ethan: Oh, nonsense. I feel quite moved to make you a deal you can't refuse.

written by: Carl Ellsworth; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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