XANDER: I can't believe this. We have to get dressed up and the whole deal?

WILLOW: Snyder said costumes were mandatory.

BUFFY: Great. I was gonna stay in and veg. The one night a year things are supposed to be quiet for me.

XANDER: Halloween quiet? Oh, I figured it'd be a big old vamp scare- apalooza.

BUFFY: Not according to Giles. He swears that tomorrow night is, like, dead for the undead. They stay in.

XANDER: Those wacky vampires! That's why I love 'em! They just keep you guessing!

• Vampire Lore

written by: Carl Ellsworth; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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