(Sewer tunnel.)

GUNN: So it's big.

WESLEY: Big.

GUNN: And fire breathing.

WESLEY: Breathing.

GUNN: Big, two-headed, fire-breathing...

WESLEY: I think we all have the picture, Gunn. It's not a teddy bear and it probably shouldn't be attending the Kenyard School for Girls.

GUNN: You know, right about now I wouldn't mind...

WESLEY: Don't say it! We don't have him and it's not going to do any good wishing we did!

GUNN: I was gonna say some dynamite.

WESLEY: Oh. Dynamite. Maybe it's not to late to go back and...

(There is a deep, low roar, they peer around the end of the tunnel.)

WESLEY: Oooh. Oh God.

GUNN: Tunnel's twenty feet tall. It was crouching.

WESLEY: Uh, well. We'll take another look and then we'll...

GUNN: ...die!

(They take another look.)

WESLEY: No, no, wait. Wait. Wait 'til its back is turned. Now!

(They jump out only to flinch back from a jet of flame.)

GUNN: I thought she said he *breathed* fire!

• Funnies
• Wesley & Gunn

written by: Mere Smith & Shawn Ryan; Original transcript anonymous. Edited, formatted for this site and checked against source by Ann.. Full transcript at:
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