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come wander through the BuffyVerse...| Spike RE biting Cordy: It was a taste test, you git. I needed to know if what my source said is true. from You're Welcome (Season 5) | Next Clip in Episode |
CORDELIA: This place is like a rat maze. (RE: lawyer) Complete with rats.
(she sees Spike walking purposefully towards her)
CORDELIA: Spike. (smiles, laughs) Well, well. I heard you weren't evil anymore, which kind of makes the hair silly.
(Spike changes into vampire facade)
CORDELIA: Or nice?
(Spike grabs Cordelia and bites her neck; Cordy screams)
CORDELIA: Aah! Aah! Aah!
(fade to black. resume. Spike stops biting Cordelia on his own. Then Angel arrives and sends him flying)
SPIKE: (puts Angel in a headlock) You took me on and lost, remember, old man?
ANGEL: Touch Cordelia again...
(breaks free of Spike's grip, lifts Spike into the air and throws Spike to the ground)
ANGEL: get ready for our very last rematch.
SPIKE: She's evil, you gourmless tit.
CORDELIA: Excuse me? Who bit whom?
ANGEL: Did you call me a tit?
CORDELIA: I thought he had a soul.
SPIKE: (to Angel) I thought she didn't.
CORDELIA: I do.
SPIKE: So do I.
CORDELIA: Well, clearly, mine's better.
SPIKE: (to Cordelia) Look—
(Angel grabs Spike by the lapels and throws his back into the wall)
ANGEL: I see fangs, I'm gonna play dentist.
CORDELIA: And you called this guy the big hero?
SPIKE: (surprised) You called me a hero?
ANGEL: I didn't know you were eating people.
(Spike headbutts Angel, sending them apart, both reeling and holding their foreheads in pain)
SPIKE: Ow! God. It was a taste test, you git. I needed to know if what my source said is true. (to Cordelia) And, actually, well, you don't taste evil. Demons are more...astringent with a sort of oakie, really—
ANGEL: What source?
SPIKE: I've got a guy. Has an in with the powers that whatsit. Gets these visions.
ANGEL: Visions?
SPIKE: Yeah. Said Cordelia was taken over by some big bad. Came to destroy you all.
CORDELIA: His vision's a rerun.
ANGEL: The thing that possessed Cordy's long dead, Spike.
SPIKE: Well, looks like tattoo boy was wrong this time.
CORDELIA: Wait. Tattoos? What kind of tattoos?
SPIKE: I don't know. Symbols. Tribal-like.
ANGEL: This guy with the visions, did he have a name?
SPIKE: Called himself Doyle.
(Angel and Cordelia freeze, staring incredulously at Spike. Meanwhile, down the hall, Eve is watching them talk, talking on her cell phone.)
EVE: No, he didn't kill her. She's still alive. Now they're talking. A lot.
LINDSEY: Hey, it was a long shot. Listen, babe, I'm almost there, all right? So get out of the building. Right now.
(Eve hangs up the cell phone, and when she looks up, Angel and Cordelia are standing right in front of her, smiling dangerously)
ANGEL: Can we have a word with you, Eve?
EVE: Now's really not a good time.
(Cordy grabs Eve by the ear, drags her off)
CORDELIA: Let's go, Lilah junior.
written by: David Fury; Original transcript by CariCranberry. Edited & formatted by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season5/transcripts/5x12_tran.php
