XANDER: I have a plan: we use me as bait.

BUFFY: You mean make Angel come after you?

XANDER: No, I mean chop me into little pieces and stick me on hooks for fish to nibble at 'cause it would be more fun than *my* life.

BUFFY: Yeah. I heard about you and Cordy. That's her loss.

XANDER: Yeah. Not really the popular theory.

BUFFY: You know what I'd like? Why don't you and I do something together tonight? Just the two of us.

XANDER: Really?

BUFFY: Yeah. We can comfort each other.

XANDER: Well, would lap dancing enter into that scenario at all? 'Cause I find that very comforting.

BUFFY: Play your cards right...

XANDER: Okay, uh... You do know that I'm Xander, right?

BUFFY: I don't know, I just... heard that you and Cordy broke up, and I guess I was just surprised how glad I was. It's funny... how you can see someone every day but not really see them. You know?

XANDER: Yeah, it's funny. And it's just gettin' funnier.

• Xander & Buffy

written by: Marti Noxon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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