GILES: Thank heavens you're home.

BUFFY: Yup! Not at the dance. Not with my friends. Not with a life. What are you doing here? I thought we were gonna meet at the museum to find the bodyguard.

GILES: No, he's already been found. In a school restroom. Mummified.

BUFFY: Okay, I don't get it. Why would the mummy kill her own bodyguard?

GILES: Well, I've cross-referenced, and, uh, I've looked at the pictograms anew. He was a guard alright. But it was his job to insure that the mummy didn't awaken and escape.

BUFFY: So, Ampata translated wrong.

GILES: Perhaps.

BUFFY: Hold on a sec. She was wiggy about the seal from minute one.

GILES: Yes, I suppose she was.

BUFFY: Her trunks!

GILES: I beg your pardon?

(Cut to Buffy's room)

GILES: It's certainly all boys' clothes. Why would a girl pack these?

BUFFY: How 'bout this one? What kind of girl travels with a mummified corpse? And doesn't even pack a lipstick?

written by: Matt Kiene & Joe Reinkemeyer; . Full transcript at:
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