JONATHAN: Jet packs. You jerks were setting me up to take the fall.

ANDREW: He left me. He flew away and left me!

JONATHAN: Oh god. The Big House.

ANDREW: How could he do this to me? He promised we'd be together. He was just using me. He never really loved -- (catching himself) -- hanging out with us.

ANDREW: You think he'll come back for us? I mean, he wouldn't just take off. Would he?

• Buffy vs the Legion of Dorkness (Trio)

written by: Steven S. DeKnight; No transcript available, so I started with the Shooting Script and spent a couple-three hours editing it to match what was said and shown on the broadcast version. . Full transcript at: