WESLEY: (As Angel marches into the new Angel Investigations office) Good Lord.

CORDELIA: Angel.

WESLEY: May we - help you? (Not even looking at them, Angel starts looking through their reference books.) Excuse me, that - that area is for employees only!

ANGEL: Yeah. You took all the books.

CORDELIA: Yeah, well, you got the waffle iron. (Angel takes a book, she snatches it away.) Hey! No! You can't take this, I-I-I'm in the middle of it. (Giving him phone book)Here, take this one.

ANGEL: (Throwing phone book aside, looming over Cordy) Don't make me move you.

WESLEY: Give him the book, Cordelia. (Rises from wheelchair) Just give him the damn thing! Let him get the hell out.

CORDELIA: (Shoving book at Angel) Here. I don't even know what you are anymore.

ANGEL: I'm a vampire. Look it up.

(He leaves, slamming the door.)

CORDELIA: What a jerk.

WESLEY: Cordelia...

CORDELIA: I mean if it was anybody else I would just say 'get laid already!'

WESLEY: Cordelia...

CORDELIA: But - no, not him. One decent boff and he switches to evil psycho vamp. (Huffs) Which, in a way, would be better for everyone. Better for him because he'd get some, and better for us because then we could (makes a staking motion) stake him afterwards.

WESLEY: Cordelia, ambulance?

CORDELIA: (Looks in horror at Wes, who has collapsed bleeding) Oh my god.

• Angel goes dark
• Angel Investigations
• Cordelia & Angel
• Funnies

written by: Tim Minear; Original transcript anonymous. Edited, formatted for this site and checked against source by Sylvia.. Full transcript at:
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