HARMONY: Okay, I'm trying to be supportive here so don't drive a stake through my heart like last time, but you can't kill Buffy. She's the Slayer. She is so gonna kick your ass.

SPIKE: I've got two barrels here that'll prove you wrong.

HARMONY: I knew you'd take this personally. You are so sensitive! How are you going to kill her? Think! The second you even point that thing at her, you're gonna be all ahhh!

(She holds her hand to her head in mock pain.)

HARMONY: And then you'll get bitch-slapped up and down Main Street unless she's had enough and just stakes you!

SPIKE: Sure, it'll hurt like hell for about two hours...

(He grabs Harmony by the neck and twists. She gasps in pain.)

SPIKE: But she'll be dead just a little longer than that.

(He tosses Harmony aside and runs out.)

HARMONY: Fine! But don't come crying to me when you fail. You couldn't kill her before you got the chip. You had plenty of chances!

• Spike & Harmony

written by: Douglas Petrie; Transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com).. Full transcript at:
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