Ted (to Buffy): Keep your eye on the ball. Watch those elbows! Oh! Bad luck, little lady!

JOYCE: Oh, we won't count it.

Ted: We won't?

JOYCE: Well, it's just miniature golf.

Ted: It is, but the rules are the rules. And what we teach her is what she takes out into the world when we're not there, whether it's at school or an unchaperoned party. (to Buffy) I don't mean to overstep my bounds, this is between you and your mother, I just think right is right.

JOYCE: He has a point.

BUFFY: Fine. I'll just go hit my ball from the rough. (she cheats) Hey, how 'bout that! Got a hole in two!

Ted: Beg to differ.

BUFFY: Okay, so fine my score or whatever.

Ted: I think you're missing the point here, little lady. Right is right, wrong is wrong. Why don't people see that?

BUFFY: It's just a game?

Ted: Right, it's just a game, do your own thing, well, I'm not wired that way. And I am here to tell you it is *not* a game! It *does* count, and I don't stand for that kind of malarkey in my house!

BUFFY: Then I guess it's a good thing I'm not *in* your house.

Ted: Do you want me to slap that smart-ass mouth of yours?

written by: David Greenwalt & Joss Whedon; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/23ted.html