BUFFY: Okay, alright, so, you're in high school, you are desperate to make the team and please your mom, so you turn to witchcraft. What's the first thing you're gonna do?

WILLOW: Check out the books on witchcraft!

XANDER: Uh, no! No, that would be the *last* thing you would do! You don't wanna leave a paper trail. Forget that!

WILLOW: It'll just take a minute.

XANDER: We don't have a minute! Cheerleaders are in danger. Buffy's in danger. (to Buffy) You were the first alternate, you are on the team now that Cordelia's out. You could be next. We gotta get you to a safe house.

WILLOW: Xander...

XANDER: Yeah.

WILLOW: 'Witches: Historic Roots to Modern Practice.' Checked out by Alexander Harris.

BUFFY: 'The Pagan Rites', checked out by Alexander...

XANDER: Alright, alright, it's not what you think.

WILLOW: You like to look at the semi-nude engravings?

XANDER: Oh, well, uh, I-I guess it *is* what you think.

written by: Dana Reston; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/03witch.html