JOYCE: Well, I believe that I have seen every classroom on campus, and just as I get there all your teachers miraculously have stepped out.

BUFFY: Oh! Oh. Um, but you haven't seen the boiler room yet. And, you know, that's really interesting, what with the boiler being in the room and all.

JOYCE: (to Snyder) Hi. I'm Joyce Summers. I'm Buffy's mother.

SNYDER: (ignores her hand) Principal Snyder. I'm afraid we need to talk. My office is down here.

BUFFY: (worried) He didn't look very happy.

WILLOW: But you did such a good job.

CORDELIA: When they're done talking...

BUFFY: What?

CORDELIA: My guess? Tenth high school reunion, you'll still be grounded.

WILLOW: Cordelia, have some lemonade.

written by: David Greenwalt; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/15school.html