Secretary: The Mayor will see you now.

Allan: I'm sorry to bother you, sir.

MAYOR: I'm not bothered, Allan.

Allan: Well, I-I'm not sure how serious this is, but, uh, they were spotted in town three days ago. I've just been informed. Frederick and Hans Gruenstahler, uh, wanted in Germany for capital murder, terrorism, uh, the bombing of Flight 1402... Uh, I should have brought it to your attention sooner, but I'd, I'd wanted to... confirm...

MAYOR: Would you show me your hands, please?

Allan: Sir?

MAYOR: Your hands. I think they could be cleaner.

Allan: Of course, sir. I-I mean, I, I washed them, but...

MAYOR: After every meal and under your fingernails. Dirt gets trapped there... and germs... and mayonnaise. My dear mother said, 'cleanliness is next to godliness', and I believed her. She never caught a cold. I'd like these two to be put under surveillance, and I'd like to know if... any other colorful characters have come to town.

Allan: I'll take care of it.

MAYOR: You have all my faith.

written by: David Greenwalt; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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