ANYA: I don't think it's really a date. That's what I think.

BUFFY: Well, it is unclear. That's why I chose a top that says, you know, I'm comfortable in a stodgy office or a swinging casual setting?or killing you, you know, if you're a demon.

ANYA: (trying to clean Buffy's shirt) It also says I sometimes get blood on my shoulder. Or it might be pizza. I don't think I can fix it.

BUFFY: Thanks for trying.

ANYA: And I wasn't talking about your date anyway. I was talking about this sham date of Xander's. I think it's part of a plan to make me jealous.

BUFFY: Well, it's not working.

ANYA: Are you nuts? Of course it's working. Observe my-my bitter ranting. Hear the shrill edge of hysteria in my voice.

BUFFY: Um, I should really go find something else to wear.

ANYA: Fine, go. Leave me here to stew in my impotent rage. I'm also gonna pee, so you should probably go.

• Xander & Anya

written by: Jane Espenson; Transcribed by: CariCranberry. edited by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/buffy/season7/transcripts/136_tran.php