BUFFY: So I'm treated like the baddie just because he has a sprained wrist and a bloody nose. And I don't have a scratch on me, which, granted, hurts my case a little on the surface, but meanwhile he gets away with it because he's on the 'aren't we the most' swim team... ...who, by the way, if no one's noticed, have been acting like real jerks lately...So, (giggles nervously) anything new with you guys? (sits)

GILES: Thank you for taking an interest. Apparently, some remains were found on the beach this morning. Some human remains.

WILLOW: Dodd McAlvy's remains.

BUFFY: Vampire?

GILES: No. No, he was eviscerated. Nothing left but skin and cartilage.

XANDER: In other words, this was no boating accident.

BUFFY: So something ripped him open and ate out his insides?

WILLOW: Like an Oreo Cookie. Well, except for, you know, without the chocolatey *cookie* goodness.

GILES: Yes. Um, Principal Snyder has, has asked the faculty to keep the news quiet for now, um, so as not to unduly upset the students.

XANDER: For 'students': read 'swim team'.

WILLOW: So, we're looking for a beastie.

GILES: That, uh, eats humans whole... except for the skin. (looks into his book)

BUFFY: This doesn't make any sense.

XANDER: Yeah. The skin's the best part.

BUFFY: Any demons with high cholesterol? You're gonna think about that later, mister, and you're gonna laugh.

written by: David Fury & Elin Hampton; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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