REBEL: Ah, we captured this warrior of the Deathwok clan.

(They turn to see Landok dragging two rebels into camp by their necks, then push them into the dirt.)

ANGEL: Landok.

LANDOK: Angel, the drokken killer. I *will* not battle you for saving the slave girl's neck.

ANGEL: Good.

LANDOK: It is forbidden to fight while performing a sacred duty. (Takes a basket off his shoulder) I was transporting my kinsman home - when these fools tried to stop me.

ANGEL: (to the guys) I was trying to tell you. They cut off the host's head.

WESLEY: What?

GUNN: No.

LANDOK: Yes. I have it right here.

(He opens the basket and holds it out towards them. They take a few hesitant steps closer and peer down into the basket, Fred peeking out from behind Angel. Lorne's head lies in the basket, eyes closed.)

ANGEL: He was...

GUNN: Yeah.

WESLEY: Hmm.

LORNE: (his eyes popping open) That's it?

(Angel, Gunn and Wes all recoil with a scream, leaving Fred the only one still framed by the rim of the basket, peering down - completely unmoved.)

LORNE: Where is the praising and extolling of my virtues? Where's the love?

• Funnies

written by: David Greenwalt; Original transcript anonymous. Edited, formatted for this site and checked against source by Sylvia.. Full transcript at:
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