XANDER: He spent the night? In your room? In your bed?

BUFFY: Not *in* my bed, *by* my bed.

WILLOW: That is so romantic! Did you, uh... I mean, did he, uh...

BUFFY: Perfect gentleman.

XANDER: Buffy, c'mon, wake up and smell the seduction. It's the oldest trick in the book.

BUFFY: What? Saving my life? Getting slashed in the ribs?

XANDER: Duh! I mean, guys'll do anything to impress a girl. I-I once drank an entire gallon of Gatorade without taking a breath.

WILLOW: It was pretty impressive. Although later there was an ick factor.

• Xander vs Angel

written by: David Greenwalt; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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