(The group is carrying the heavy coffin down the corridor.)

ANGEL: Try holding up your corner, Les.

GUNN: Who died and made you corner monitor?

SPINY: Are you two gonna get married or what?

GUNN: Same old story. Vampires always pushing people around. Think the world is theirs.

UGLY: From what I've seen of this world they can have it.

BOB: Well, I visited Topkapi once.

(Gunn is staring at Angel, who's staring back at him.)

GUNN: Nothing but take, take, take -- take your blood, take your sister!

SPINY: Somebody shut that human up!

GUNN: You want to take somebody, huh? (Lets go of his corner of the coffin) Lets see you take me!

BOB: It's slipping!

UGLY: Don't drop it!

SPINY: Hold it! Hold it!

(Gunn tackles Angel and the box drops to the ground. The glass cracks and a purple mist seeps out.)

BOB: Oops.

(Angel has Gunn by the throat and is pushing him up against the wall.)

ANGEL: You know I'm getting pretty tired of this "vampires killed my sister so now I'm all entitled" song. Don't you know anything else, like say MacArthur Park?

GUNN: Get your hands off my throat.

(Again there is an indistinct whispering in the background.)

ANGEL: Ah, ah, ah! You're gonna play nice? Huh?

GUNN: Cool. (Angel lets go of him.)

UGLY: We can't leave it here, we must move it! Someone else will come along! We We have to move it!

(Gunn pulls out a stake and attacks Angel from behind. Angel bats the stake aside and kicks him into the wall.)

SPINY: Kill him. Kill the human! Kill it!

(Angel cocks his fist to strike Gunn again, but hears Ugly cock his gun and freezes, then takes a step back.)

UGLY: (putting down the gun) Case.

(Bob pulls a rope out of Ugly's bag. The whispering is still going on.)

BOB: All righty, partners, it's roping time! Tonight I will be playing the part of the poor defenseless calf. Who gets to be the cowboy?

(Ugly takes the rope and starts to tie the Bob's hands behind his back.)

BOB: Just make it tight. Okay, cowboy? It's got to be tight. Gotta look real. Ha, ha, ha! I'm not the bad guy, I'm the good guy!

ANGEL: I'm the good guy -- no wait -- the bad guy!

UGLY: (moves towards the coffin) Pick it up!

BOB: Wait. You gotta hit me. Look, somebody's gotta hit me! Come on, man, you got to hit me. Do it. Come on, make it real!

(Spiny walks over to him and twists his head right off, making Gunn flinch.)

SPINY: (to Bob's head) Looks real to me.

(He drops the head and moves back to his end of the coffin.)

• Angel & Gunn
• Gunn's street history & old gang

written by: Jim Kouf; Original transcript anonymous. Edited, formatted and checked against source by chicken_cem. . Full transcript at:
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