Raising Bob
from The Zeppo (Season 3)
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XANDER: What do you have in mind?

Jack: Well, I was on my way to get the boys. Gonna cruise around. We'll take your wheels.

XANDER: What about your car?

Jack: It ain't mine.

XANDER: Great. Where to?

Jack: Gonna get the boys!

XANDER: Yeah. So, where're the boys?

Cut to a cemetery.

Jack: He calls forth the Spirit of Uurthu, the restless. No one shall speak. He shall arise! Hear me...

Jack: The blood of the Earth shall restore him... And he shall arise. Shall arise!

Bob: Buddy.

Jack: Bob. You big, hideous corpse... Come here!

Bob comes at Jack and grabs him in a huge bear hug, lifting him off the ground and laughing. Lysette freaks out and runs away, screaming at the top of her lungs. Xander watches her go.

XANDER: (resentfully) I'll call ya!

Bob: Man! You *raised* me!

Jack: I *told* you grandpappy could work that mojo. Big Bob is back in action!

Bob: Yes! Oh, man, I can't believe you raised me! That is so awesome! You are the coolest.

XANDER: Maybe I should just let you guys catch up. (starts to go)

Jack: Bob, this is Xander. He's our wheel man.

Bob: Hey.

XANDER: Howdy.

Bob: Dude, where are the other guys? We gotta go get 'em.

Jack: (nods) Absolutely.

Bob: Alright.

XANDER: Are, um... Are all your friends dead?

Jack: (over his shoulder) Xander, let's roll.

Bob: How long I been down?

Jack: Eight months. I had to wait till the stars aligned.

Bob: Oh, eight months. I got some catching up to do. Whoa! Walker, Texas Ranger. You been taping 'em?

Jack: Every ep.

Bob: Alright. We're gonna get the guys together, and we're gonna PARTY, man! It's gonna be a night to remember! Yeah!

XANDER: (trailing them) I'm sensing that.


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Credits:
written by: Dan Vebber; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/47zeppo.html
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