Raising Bob from The Zeppo (Season 3) | Next Clip in Episode |
XANDER: What do you have in mind?
Jack: Well, I was on my way to get the boys. Gonna cruise around. We'll take your wheels.
XANDER: What about your car?
Jack: It ain't mine.
XANDER: Great. Where to?
Jack: Gonna get the boys!
XANDER: Yeah. So, where're the boys?
Cut to a cemetery.
Jack: He calls forth the Spirit of Uurthu, the restless. No one shall speak. He shall arise! Hear me...
Jack: The blood of the Earth shall restore him... And he shall arise. Shall arise!
Bob: Buddy.
Jack: Bob. You big, hideous corpse... Come here!
Bob comes at Jack and grabs him in a huge bear hug, lifting him off the ground and laughing. Lysette freaks out and runs away, screaming at the top of her lungs. Xander watches her go.
XANDER: (resentfully) I'll call ya!
Bob: Man! You *raised* me!
Jack: I *told* you grandpappy could work that mojo. Big Bob is back in action!
Bob: Yes! Oh, man, I can't believe you raised me! That is so awesome! You are the coolest.
XANDER: Maybe I should just let you guys catch up. (starts to go)
Jack: Bob, this is Xander. He's our wheel man.
Bob: Hey.
XANDER: Howdy.
Bob: Dude, where are the other guys? We gotta go get 'em.
Jack: (nods) Absolutely.
Bob: Alright.
XANDER: Are, um... Are all your friends dead?
Jack: (over his shoulder) Xander, let's roll.
Bob: How long I been down?
Jack: Eight months. I had to wait till the stars aligned.
Bob: Oh, eight months. I got some catching up to do. Whoa! Walker, Texas Ranger. You been taping 'em?
Jack: Every ep.
Bob: Alright. We're gonna get the guys together, and we're gonna PARTY, man! It's gonna be a night to remember! Yeah!
XANDER: (trailing them) I'm sensing that.
written by: Dan Vebber; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
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