DOYLE: (re vents) I got everything, I think.

CORDELIA: Shh. She?s resting. What did you put in her tea?

DOYLE: Enough whiskey to drop my Aunt Judy. That woman had some girth.

CORDELIA: What?s the point?

DOYLE: Well, it tastes good and it relaxes you.

CORDELIA: No, I mean of ever going out with anyone.

DOYLE: Well, people need people. And people who need people are the luckiest...

CORDELIA: Either you like them and they don?t like you. Or you can?t stand them which just guarantees that the're gonna hover around and never go away.

DOYLE: Uh, yeah, I hate guys like that. I?ll just check on...

CORDELIA: I mean, it is just so unfair. This poor girl, she hooks up with a doctor. That?s supposed to be a good thing. I mean you should be able to call home and say: ?Hey, mom, guess what, I?ve met a doctor!? Not, guess what, I met a psycho and he?s stalking me and oh, by the way, his hands and feet come off and he?s not even in the circus!

DOYLE: Not every relationship leads to disaster.

CORDELIA: You ever had one?

DOYLE: Not me personally. But I?ve read?

CORDELIA: What if Angel doesn?t come back?

DOYLE: Ah, he?ll be back.

CORDELIA: What if Dr. Chopped Salad shows up before he does?

DOYLE: I got this place sewed up tighter than...

(rattling noise.)

CORDELIA: What was that?

DOYLE: Just the wind.

(They slowly advance into the living room, weapons raised, as a disembodied eye watches from behind a pipe.)

DOYLE: So, you want to play some cards, or you want to watch the tube.

CORDELIA: Sure, how about some?gin? Penny a point?

DOYLE: Yeah, you?ll owe me money.

CORDELIA: We?ll see about that.

• Cordelia & Doyle

written by: David Greenwalt; Originally transcribed by anonymous. Edited and formatted for this site by Ann. Checked against source by me.. Full transcript at:
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