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come wander through the BuffyVerse...| Cordelia: I guess we could probably 'com' without actually 'shucking.' from Couplet (Season 3) | Next Clip in Episode |
(turning to see Cordelia's arrived)
ANGEL: You're here. And...
(he sees Groo standing in front of the weapons cabinet, trying out one of the swords)
ANGEL: ... so is he.
GROO: Angel. Your weapons are most impressive.
ANGEL: Thanks. Thank you.
(he grabs a hold of Cordy's arm, never taking his eyes off Groo)
ANGEL: (sotto) Can you, uh, ask him not to handle my weapons?
CORDELIA: Oh, relax. If there's one thing Groo knows, it's how to handle a weapon. Poor guy. Looks like that's about all he's gonna be handling.
ANGEL: You mean, ah, you two didn't...
CORDELIA: I got him home last night and we started... you know. - But then - I couldn't go through with it.
ANGEL: You couldn't?
CORDELIA: No. Not after seeing that disgusting, spiny thing!
(Angel throws a look at Groo before following Cordy into Wes' office.)
ANGEL: Spiny?
CORDELIA: Right up in my face! That's what the visions are like now. No pain, less artsy, sometimes floaty, though not lately, and very often stinky.
WESLEY: You had a vision?
CORDELIA: Yeah. Big as life last night, while Groo and I were getting reacquainted. Kind of a mood killer, I got to say.
WESLEY: You should have called one of us.
CORDELIA: Oh, please! Like I'm gonna bother you guys in the middle of the night because I want sex and can't have it.
WESLEY: Actually, I meant the vision.
CORDELIA: Oh. That. Well, it's not rising up until sometime later today.
WESLEY: Oh. Why can't you have sex?
CORDELIA: I could lose my 'visionity.'
WESLEY: (mishearing) If you wanna play it that way.
CORDELIA: *Vision*-ity! The visions. When that one hit my last night, it hit me. In Pylea the visions were supposed to pass to Groo if we ever did the royal com-shuck. How do I know that won't happen here?
ANGEL: Good point. You really don't.
WESLEY: But your recent transformation could have changed all that. It might be possible to...
(Angel kicks the side of Wes' desk as he moves his foot.)
ANGEL: Still, you know, better safe than sorry. (To Cordy) You're doing the right thing.
CORDELIA: I know. I know. I can't risk it. It's just - I'm so... (looks over at Groo) And he's such a... Rrrr.. (Turns to smile at Wes and Angel) Don?t you think?
ANGEL: Yeah, sure.
WESLEY: Certainly.
CORDELIA: I mean, there's gotta be other things we can do to relieve the tension!
ANGEL: Jogging could be the thing.
WESLEY: Perhaps some form of paranormal prophylactic...
ANGEL: Because, you know, jogging...
CORDELIA: I guess we could probably 'com' without actually 'shucking.'
ANGEL: Well, I don't know. That could be a slippery slope that once you're on, that you could - slide.
CORDELIA: At least I won't be upsetting the average around here. Nobody in *this* office is ever gonna get any.
written by: Tim Minear & Jeffrey Bell; Original transcript anonymous. Edited and formatted for this site by me.. Full transcript at:
http://www.buffyworld.com/angel/season3/transcripts/58_tran.shtml