(Bus pulls into the downtown station.)

(A guy wearing dark pants and a red jacket dusts himself off and adjusts his sunglasses. Angel, laughing, comes up behind him.)

ANGEL: This is such an honor! Hi! I'm a big fan, you know? (Bounces up and down) When the boss said that Jay-don was coming in I was just like Whoa, wow! Hey, can I see the glasses?

(Angel reaches for them, but Jay-don wards him off.)

JAY-DON: Nobody touches the glasses or the hair, doll.

ANGEL: (laughs) Yeah, right, doll! You got it. That's cool. Oh, oh, I'm supposed to ask you something (bounces up and down) Oh, what is it? (Hits his forehead with one hand) Oh, god, what is it? Oh, yeah. (Looks around and licks his lips) What's the password, huh?

JAY-DON: There is no password.

ANGEL: Oh, (stakes Jay-don while taking the glasses off his face and putting them on) Just checking.

(A bus driver checks to make sure the bus is secured. After he leaves, a demon with long black hair and an ugly white face with red lesions steps up and crouches down to check the door to the cargo compartment.)

DEMON: Jay-don.

ANGEL: (wearing a puke-green shirt and Jay-don's sunglasses, comes up behind him and answers with a fake New York accent) You think I'm traveling in luggage? Hey, how you doing? You look sharp. That plastic surgeon, he give you the big rebate?

DEMON: Let's go. The car is over here.

ANGEL: Yeah, you know, the trip was fabo. (Pats the side of the bus) I love flying coach. And what is that piece of junk? (Indicating an old station wagon.)

DEMON: You're funny, vampire.

ANGEL: Whoa, whoa, we need to talk, bro. Two things bringin' in the chicks (puts on his glasses) the do' (adjusts his jacket) and the ride.

DEMON: Get in.

ANGEL: I hope I don't see anybody I know.

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written by: Jim Kouf; Original transcript anonymous. Edited, formatted and checked against source by chicken_cem. . Full transcript at:
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