CORDELIA: Well, it's not exactly the Love Boat, is it?

CAPTAIN: Sorry. We don't haul people. We haul cargo. It's never complained.

FIRST MATE: We could bring in some blankets or something. How many are we talking?

CORDELIA: Oh, maybe 20? Some are short people, you know, children?

CAPTAIN: It won't be the most comfortable thing in the world, but we'll get 'em where they're going.

CORDELIA: We'll take it.

(...)

CAPTAIN: Look, I've got my clearance from the Harbor Master. We have to go *now*. I've got a schedule to keep!

CORDELIA: They'll be here, Captain. I'm sure. Just a few more minutes.

CAPTAIN: Angel said he'd cut my debt in half if I do him this favor, right?

CORDELIA: Yep, half, that's what he said. Big whopping 50%. Uh-huh, quite a deal.

CAPTAIN: He takes 60% off, then I wait.

CORDELIA: You drive a hard bargain.

written by: Howard Gordon and Tim Minear; Originally transcribed by anonymous. Edited, formatted for this site and checked against source by me.. Full transcript at:
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