WILLOW: Oz! Hey! Have a seat... Except, we don't have any seats.

OZ: It's okay. I'll just scrunch in.

CORDELIA: Xander, why are you giving me a lap dance?

XANDER: What? I just like you.

WILLOW: (nervous) And that's very beautiful. I think it's great when two people like two people and want to be close to them instead of anyone else.

XANDER: (also nervous) Here, here!

OZ: Yeah. Well put. (points at a cup) Hey, can I snag a sip?

WILLOW: Sure.

XANDER: Yeah, you got it.

(their hands touch as they both reach for the same cup, then they jerk back & Xander knocks over a waitress' tray. The crowd applauds)

XANDER: Thank you! Thank you. (waves) Uh, we're here through Saturday. Enjoy the veal.

CORDELIA: Why are you guys so hyper?

written by: Douglas Petrie; Transcribed by: AleXander Thompson. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/41revelations.html