(Lorne places Connor into the crib in Angel's room singing softly.)

LORNE: (singing) Go to sleep, lullaby, you've been fed and you're sleepy. You'll be with uncle Lorne, who in no way resents not being asked to go to the ballet. And is certainly, not thinking, of selling you to the first vampire cult that makes him a decent offer...

(he senses something)

LORNE: Hey, you just sleep on, little nipper. Uncle Lorne is gonna make sure we're alone.

(Lorne picks up Angel's fighting ax, leaning against the nightstand next to the rubber ducky, and heads for the door.)

LORNE: Won't be gone a moment.

(The door opens as Lorne reaches it and his eyes go wide.)

LORNE: Oh my god.

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written by: Joss Whedon; I typed these up myself this afternoon (2/8/02) since I couldn't find a transcript. Spell checked the next day.... Full transcript at: