(Cut to Spike sitting in his crypt, fondling Buffy's blue cashmere sweater.)

HARMONY: Spikey...

(Spike quickly hides the sweater behind him and turns in his chair. We see Harmony wearing a silk negligee.)

HARMONY: Aren't you coming to bed?

SPIKE: I'm not tired.

HARMONY: Me neither.

(She comes forward and slides onto Spike's lap, giving him an excellent view of her cleavage. He turns his head aside, looking annoyed. )

HARMONY: Don't you wanna come in and ... tire me out?

SPIKE: Harm ... really not in the mood right now.

HARMONY: (annoyed) You're never in the mood! We could do something different tonight.

SPIKE: Like what, you stop yammering for two seconds?

HARMONY: Well, we could ... I don't know ... maybe play a game?

(Spike looks at her, thoughtful. Cut to: Harmony jumping out of the shadows, wearing Buffy's blue sweater and a pair of tight brown leather pants, holding a stake. She stalks dramatically around the crypt.)

HARMONY: Oh, I'm gonna stake you! I'm coming after you, you bad, evil vampire, and I'm gonna slay you! I'm sneaking up, and I'm going to stake you so much with my slaying powers that I have because I'm the chosen-

(She shrieks as Spike, shirtless, lunges into the shot and grabs her around the waist, growling, pulling her to the ground. The camera doesn't follow them down but remains focused on the darkened crypt.)

HARMONY: Oh, Spike!

• Spike & Harmony

written by: David Fury; Transcribed by Joan the English Chick (pisces@englishchick.com).. Full transcript at:
http://www.studiesinwords.de/92crush.html