<Episode 128: Him>

Dawn falls hard for a Sunnydale High Quarterback.

Plot Highlights:

Spike moves into Xander's closet. Dawn grills Buffy RE Spike. Buffy saves Anya. Dawn is socially inept. Botched cheerleading tryout, followed by much sobbing. Dawn pushes quarterback contender, gets sent to Principal Wood. RJ is impressed. Buffy spots Dawn dancing at the Bronze. Buffy chats with RJ. Buffy tricks Dawn, then seduces RJ. Dawn recriminates. Xander & Spike visit RJ's brother. Willow & Anya fall for RJ. Willow, Anya, Buffy & Dawn decide to prove their love is the truest. Xander stops Willow's spell, Spike stops Buffy's bazooka, Buffy stops Dawn's suicide. Xander & Spike mug RJ. Debriefing at the Summers house.

Memorable Moments:

• Xander & Willow admiring the hot girl dancing with RJ 'till she turns around and reveals she's Dawn.
• Anya & Willow swooning; Buffy, Anya, Willow & Dawn arguing about how loves RJ most, and what they're going to do to prove it. The 4-way split screen following their efforts.
• Spike wrestling the bazooka away from Buffy and the ensuing BugsBunny-ElmerFudd back and forth chasing seen over the oblivious Principal Wood's shoulder.
• Xander & Spike's brilliant and intricate plan for getting the jacket away from RJ.
• Anya's insistence that they're not responsible legally for any actions committed under the spell, and her quick offer of ice cream to distract from reports of a mysterious masked bandit.

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Transcribed by: CariCranberry. Edited by me.
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