For Patti (Slaymesoftly)

Parting is such sweet sorrow

“First Buffy says you’re on her side, and then she is threatening you with a wooden spoon.” Joyce looked at her companion. “She also distinctly said that you’d since left town.” 

He ducked self-consciously, answering in a soft, gentle voice, “Yeah, well I’d 'preciate it if you didn’t let the slayer know. Just wanted to say thank you, what with you being all nice to me. Truth is, you remind me of my mum.  An’ I wanted you to know I wouldn't hurt you, despite what your daughter might think.” He looked up hopefully. “Got any of those little marshmallows?”