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1 Conviction | 2 Just Rewards | 3 Unleashed | 4 Hellbound | 5 Life of the Party | 6 The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco | 7 Lineage | 8 Destiny | 9 Harm's Way 10 Soul Purpose | 11 Damage | 12 You're Welcome | 13 1943 (Why We Fight) | 14 Smile Time | 15 A Hole in the World | 16 Shells | 17 Underneath | 18 Origin
19 Time Bomb | 20 The Girl in Question
1 Conviction Angel: I have no problem spanking men.

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2 Just Rewards Angel: I'm from Wolfram & Hart
Spike: I'm his date

Angel: I'm in a meeting Spike
Spike: Oh, I'm sorry, I didn't care.



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3 Unleashed Angel: (to Spike)That thing where you disappear? I love that.

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4 Hellbound Angel: Yeah, I never told anyone about this, but I - I liked your poems
Spike: You like Barry Manilow

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5 Life of the Party Angel: And, Eve, you stay here with me, and we'll have more sex.
Eve: I'm right on it.

Harmony: (re: Lorne on the ground) Oh my God! They shot Lorney-Tunes


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6 The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco Gunn: As meat goes, your heart's a dried-up hunk of gnarly-ass beef jerky.
Angel: yeah, but, stick a piece of wood in it, and I still die.

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7 Lineage Spike: Heard what happened up top, offing your dad and all. Don't know if you know this, but, uh... I killed my mum. Actually, I'd already killed her, and then she tried to shag me, so I had to...
Wesley: Thank you. (Holds up his hands) I'm... very comforted.

Wesley: If you're here to tell me about how you killed your parents... perhaps it could wait for another time.
Fred: What? No. They're fine.



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8 Destiny Spike: Yeah, right. Boo-hoo. Thought he killed his bloody father. Try staking your mother when she's coming on to you!
Harmony: Well... that explains a lot.

Spike: Yeah, well... meantime... this souled ex-ghost vampire's got some corporeal drinking to catch up on. What do ya say, Charlie-boy? Feel like gettin' pissed?
Gunn: No. No, my head feels like it's gonna split open and toss my toys and candy all over the floor.
Spike: You're way ahead of me. Fair enough.





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9 Harm's Way Harmony: (to Fred) I just wish I were more like you. You know, except for the part about being all into science... and not having a lot up front.

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10 Soul Purpose Young Woman: Thank you! Thank you! Thank you! That thing was gonna kill me
Spike: Well, what do you expect? Out alone in this neighborhood? I got half a mind to kill you myself, you half-wit.
Young Woman: What?!
Spike: I mean, honestly, what kind of retard wears heels like that in a dark alley? Take two steps, break your bloody ankle.
Young Woman: I was just trying to get home
Spike: Well, get a cab, you moron. And on the way, if a stranger offers you candy, don't get in the van! Stupid cow.




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11 Damage Andrew: (to Angel) I have got twelve vampire slayers behind me and not one of them has ever dated you.

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12 You're Welcome Lorne: Why can't it ever call for unclean urine? I've got plenty of unclean uring. (Sees knife) Look - I think I'm making some right now.

Angel: (re: Eve) Harmony - she's talking.
Harmony: She is? Already? That sucks!

Angel: I'm not going to risk anybody I care about.
Spike: I'll go.
Angel: Okay.





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13 1943 (Why We Fight) Angel: You're a nazi?
Spike: What? Oh. No. I just ate one.

Nostroyev: Angelus. Used to be quite the terror back in the day. Haven't heard much of you lately, though.
Angel: Haven't heard much of you, ever.



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14 Smile Time Angel: Nina... tried to... eat me.
Lorne: Oh, you're - medic! You're gonna make it Angel. Just don't stop fighting. Doctor! Is there a Geppetto in the house?!

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15 A Hole in the World Lorne: (re: Fred and Wesley) Oh, shees. Get a balcony, you two, huh?

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18 Origin Spike: (re: Angel) Oh, old broody-pants got you wound up, eh? Keep in mind he can't get laid without making him go crazy, makes it funny.

Hamilton: Let's be clear about this. Things run differently now. I'm not a little girl. You and I won't be making love on this couch anytime soon. Now, with that in mind, how can I help you?



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19 Time Bomb Lorne: (re: Wesley's office) Oh god, don't go in there. That's where he keeps his full strenth crazy.

Hamilton: It's a business, boys, not a batcave.


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20 The Girl in Question Angel: (to Spike) Oh, yeah, here it comes. The part where you run off alone and play the big hero so Buffy'll take you back. Well, news flash, Blondie Bear: never gonna happen.
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