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The Writers
The books they could have written? This is where I've gone insane,
flipping through a magazine seeing what if's of movie stars, then I thought what
if each one of the characters of Angel wrote a book
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Redemption by Angel |
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The First Line
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"The
road to redemption is a rocky path."
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Target Audience |
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Another
anyone book. |
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The Plot |
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Angel's
been seeking redemption for a very long time, he's not your average Joe.
So Angel's taken his own experience and has chosen to write about ways
of seeking redemption, psychologically, not physically. |
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The Last Line |
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"It's
not easy, I never said it would be..." |
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Grace & Style by
Cordelia Chase |
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The First Line
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"Two
things that come hand in hand, that is when you get it right." |
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Target Audience |
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Style gurus. |
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The Plot |
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No
real plot, just a step by step guide to what's in and what's not,
according the world surrounding Cordelia Chase. |
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The Last Line |
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"Now you
know where to shop, who's hot and who's not, now go and make your mark
out in the world! Woops no, we had a cat that did that." |
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Heroes in the World
by Allan Francis Doyle |
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The First Line
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"There
are heroes everywhere in world..." |
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Target Audience |
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Anyone |
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The Plot |
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Doyle
always tried to be the hero, but often failed, miserably, he tells the
tell of a nobody, turning out to be the unknown hero, he said it wasn't
autobiographical, but we all think it is. |
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The Last Line |
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"A
friend once said to me, "You don't know your strength until you're
tested," I know that now..." |
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An English Man in
LA by Wesley Wyndam Pryce |
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The First Line
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"The
steaming hot sun blew down on the unsuspecting people of LA..." |
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Target Audience |
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Horror
or thriller novel readers. |
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The Plot |
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Through
Wesley's own experiences in LA with demons and the like, he's created a
novel based on the underlife of LA, but in human terms, as in the
criminals and murders that go on. The English man is the hero of the
story, crime solving-karate kicking kinda hero. |
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The Last Line |
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"...he wandered off towards the sun into the desert." |
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Street Slang by
Charles Gunn |
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The First Line
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"So
you wanna be fly on the street huh?" |
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Target Audience |
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Anyone
who's having a bit of problem with the word on the street, but due to
some slang, it's restricted to those over the age of 16. |
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The Plot |
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After
meeting a very British Wesley and then learning to love him like a
brother from the streets, Gunn decided to write a book to help some
people in maybe Wesley situation. And also since it's a street about the
book he thought he'd use his street name, Gunn, instead of Charles Gunn. |
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The Last Line |
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"...now
go out on those streets, and use what you got!" |
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Livin' it Large by
Faith |
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The First Line
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"Flashing,
crashing through life..." |
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Target Audience |
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Anyone |
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The Plot |
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Faith
gives a go at writing books, seeing as she's got plenty of time in jail.
This book is psychoanalyzing the things people do and why they do it,
mostly reflecting on her own life. |
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The Last Line |
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"...so
ya see you can either be five by five...or much crappier." |
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Evil Incorporated
by Lindsey McDonald |
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The First Line
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"Evil
is such a harsh word..." |
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Target Audience |
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Anyone
wanting to know the insight into evil things.. |
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The Plot |
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Lindsey
works for Wolfram & Hart, or as some people call it evil incorporated,
and this book is all about evil, the whereabouts of it, where it comes
from, why it's there. It's a justification of why there is evil in the
world. |
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The Last Line |
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"...it
surrounds us, envelopes us and what can we do?" |
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The Underworld by
Kate Lockley |
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The First Line
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"The
underworld...that's the broad side of things..." |
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Target Audience |
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Maybe good
for the LA police force to branch out a bit. |
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The Plot |
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Kate gives
her story of the underworld in LA, whether it's the human scum or the
other underworld. |
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The Last Line |
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"...it's
a bad world out there, LA's not all pretty lights and fancy people, it's
much darker than that." |
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Dear Boy by Darla |
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The First Line
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"Dear
boy, where have you gone..." |
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Target Audience |
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Vampires |
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The Plot |
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Darla tell
her 400 year old story in the form of a fact book about the one big
vamp, Angel/Angelus. This book is a way of hitting the soulful vampire
where it hurts, by telling of his fighting methods, weakness,
fortes. |
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The Last Line |
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"...and
now my people you are ready to kill him." |
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Miss Edith by
Drusilla |
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The First Line
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"Miss
Edith was very naughty one day..." |
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Target Audience |
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Well
thinking it was suitable for children is mistaken, with some very course
(and mad language) this is limited to adults only. |
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The Plot |
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Drusilla
had and still has a doll, her favourite, Miss Edith. She wrote a story
about Miss Edith's travels through the world, alongside Drusilla, the
author. But it ends up to be the ramblings of a mad woman, needing to be
translated by any one who can. |
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The Last Line |
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...things
were flying...like arrows, eyes like arrows." |
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The Quortoth by Conner |
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The First Line
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"Sun burning, heat blazing, I'm
home..." |
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Target Audience |
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People interested in other dimensions and
inter-dimensional travel. |
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The Plot |
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A very early autobiography written by Conner, when he was
16 and just left the Quortoth, where he was raised by his surrogate
father Daniel Holtz. This book tells of his learning experiences while
in that dimension and how he left the dimension to find his true
father. |
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The Last Line |
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"...is this home?" |
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Spike's Guide to
Women by William the Bloody |
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The First Line
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" Women are from Venus and men
are from Mars...it's true y'know..." |
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Target Audience |
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Any guy who's unlucky in love, but preferably over the age of
13...due to certain phrasings
in the book. |
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The Plot |
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Spike aka William the Bloody has not been all that lucky in love, but
now he thinks he's cracked it and knows what women want, and to help all
those pathetic guys out there who can't get a date to save their lives,
Spike has created a book just for them, a self
help book, provided Spike's sales pitch is better than " all you
sad and pathetic guys " this book should do well. |
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The Last Line |
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" Once you've got into their minds then they'll be your forever...BITCH!
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