From Buffy Season 3 > 3.07 Revelations | Added on September 06, 2005

Faith: You're confused, Twinkie. Let me clear you up. Vampire. Slayer. Dead vampire.

To Buffy, who's refusing to kill Angel.

From Buffy Season 3 > 3.07 Revelations | Added on September 06, 2005

Faith: What's going on?

Gwendolyn: Faith! A word of advice: you're an idiot.

From Buffy Season 3 > 3.07 Revelations | Added on September 06, 2005

Buffy: The place looks nice.

Faith: Yeah, it's real Spartan.

On Faith's motel room.

From Buffy Season 3 > 3.07 Revelations | Added on September 06, 2005

Buffy: How are you?

Faith: Five-by-five.

Buffy: I'll interpret that as good.

Faith doesn't respond to Buffy's last line.

From Buffy Season 3 > 3.07 Revelations | Added on September 06, 2005

Buffy: Look, Gwendolyn Post, or whoever she may be, had us all fooled. Even Giles.

Faith: Yeah, well, you can't trust people. I should've learned that by now.

Buffy: I realize this is gonna sound funny coming from someone that just spent a lot of time kicking your face... but you can trust me.

Faith: Is that right?

Buffy: I know I kept secrets, but I didn't have a choice. I'm on your side.

Faith: I'm on my side, and that's enough.

From Buffy Season 3 > 3.07 Revelations | Added on September 06, 2005

Faith: Uh, Buffy?

Buffy: Yeah?

Faith reconsiders again for a long moment, and changes her mind again.

Faith: Nothing.

From Buffy Season 3 > 3.07 Revelations | Added on September 06, 2005

Gwendolyn: Which one of you is Faith?

Faith: Depends. Who the hell are you?

Gwendolyn: Gwendolyn Post, Mrs. Your new Watcher.

From Buffy Season 3 > 3.07 Revelations | Added on September 06, 2005

Faith: I'm telling you, I don't need a new Watcher. No offense, lady. I just have this problem with authority figures. They end up kind of dead.

Gwendolyn: Duly noted, and fortunately, it's not up to you.

From Buffy Season 3 > 3.07 Revelations | Added on September 06, 2005

Faith: Excuse me, Mary Poppins, you don't seem to be listening.

Upon Gwen ignoring her statement about not needing a Watcher.

From Buffy Season 3 > 3.07 Revelations | Added on September 06, 2005

Faith: Ronnie, deadbeat. Steve, klepto. Kenny... drummer. Eventually, I just had to face up to my destiny as a loser magnet. Now it's strictly get some, get gone. You can't trust guys.