- The ULTIMATE BUFFY Episode Countdown
Another 5 episodes -- all for you. You know who you are. You look lovely today, by the way.
This is the 2nd part of the 2-part series premiere. It's pretty much the only time
I won't combine 2-parters. Don't ask me why I did it with this one. Ok, ask....I forgot. Anywho,
Xander and Willow find out Buffy's the slayer. The Master turns Jesse into a vampire, and
all hell breaks lose. There's a metaphor-y homoerotic scene between The Master and Luke (the vessel)
and then Buffy dusts Luke. Fun times had by all....except Luke. Yeah, he's not having too much fun, I'd
wager.
Tara thinks she's going to turn into demon because her family has been telling her this for years. Problem
is -- she isn't, but she doesn't know this. So she decides to hide it from the scoobies. You can imagine
this doesn't turn out too great. Glory sends out some demons (cause that's pretty much what she does until
the finale) and no one can see them because Tara has done a spell. Then we get the "we're family" scene,
as Tara cries like a little sap and everyone is all "party on, Ted." at the end. In other news, my insect
reflection is showing.
Buffy is all doped up thanks to Giles. She's going through the slayer's rite of passage, in which
the Watcher's Council tosses her in a room with a vampire and her abilities are shot to hell, so she
has to make do. Which she do....er...does. Some nutty vamp named Kraylick (who looks a lot like the warlock
Rack, probably because he's played by the same friggin' actor) kidnaps her mom and of course, here's where
the fun begins. By the end, Giles gets shit canned by the Council because he has a "father's love for
the child"...and not in the Michael Jackson fatherly way either.
M'Fashnick (i.e - Mmmm, Cookies) is out to kill the Slayer. Hey buddy, get an original idea. The TRIO
comes into power (oh yeah, you know you're scared!). Buffy's basement floods, and she's still looks to
have that whole 'post-resurrection depression'. Geez, get over it already! You mean this will go on
all season???!! CRAP.
Ethan Rayne comes to town. You know where I'm going with this....wait for it....wait for it....
NUTTY-NESS ENSUES! Ah, I'm predictable. So he turns Giles into a demon, because it sounds
like something Ethan would do. I mean, he never really has a purpose except to make everyone extremely
uncomfortable.....which I guess WOULD be a purpose afterall, so ignore that. Buffy notices it's
Giles in the demon outfit, and Ethan goes to prison. We never hear from him again. Unless you
play "Chaos Bleeds", in which case, sorry you wasted those easy 2 1/2 hours.
Angelus5150: A New Man is in my top 20. Atalanta: I liked Family. The First: Dude, Flooded? Here? And now? You're being to be slapped back to reality. Everything else, though, it's nice and fluffy. Just Plain Tony: Flooded...*shudder* I think I fell asleep during that one. How did it get this high again? And how did I get this high again? newly_sired: Ah, I liked family. Maybe I just making icons for family. Either way. The ending is entertaining. Spike_and_Angel: These are all crummy epsiodes except for A New Man. That is the only one good where it is. Everything else should be way lower! miles: Chaos bleeds wasn't easy. I still haven't finished it. my_angel: helpless was just GRReat!!! it should be in the top 50!!
by Matt -3.15.05
[ mlee@blkswan.com ]
#68 - The Harvest
[episode 1.2]
#67 - Family
[episode 5.6]
#66 - Helpless
[episode 3.12]
#65 - Flooded
[episode 6.4]
#64 - A New Man
[episode 4.12]
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