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1 Deep Down | 2 Ground State | 3 The House Always Wins | 4 Slouching Toward Bethlehem | 5 Supersymmetry | 6 Spin The Bottle | 7 Rain of Fire
8 Habeus Corpses | 9 Long Day's Journey | 10 Awakening | 11 Soulless | 12 Calvary | 13 Salvage | 14 Release | 15 Orpheus | 16 Players | 17 Inside Out
18 Shiny Happy people | 19 The Magic Bullet | 20 Sacrifice | 21 Peace Out | 22 Home
1 Deep Down Gunn: (on the run from vampires) You Okay?
Fred: No, you?
Gunn: Nope
Fred: It's nice we still do things together.

Gunn: (to Connor) That's right, Sparky. Daddy's coming home. And I'm guessing there's going to be a spanking
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2 Ground State Elliot: Gwen, that's a $12,000 watch.
Gwen: (fries the watch with electricity) And now it's surrealism.
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3 The House Always Wins Angel: (re: The Tropicana) This place was so much frienlier when the mob ran it.
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5 Supersymmetry Cordelia: (re: photos of herself) That's cute. Cute. Hot. Yikes! Okay, out from the mental ward. Cute again. (whispers) Was I a spy?
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6 Spin The Bottle Gunn: (sarcastically) Oh, good. Sybmols on the floor. That always goes well.
Cordelia: (re: Angel) Hello salty goodness
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7 Rain of Fire
(Apocolypse Nowish)		 Gunn: Ok, what's the plan?
Angel: You're holding it. We figure our what all this means, then do something large and violent.
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8 Habeus Corpses Angel: Somebdoy should stay here and mind the store.
Lorne: (enthusiastically) Ooh, me, me, me. Seargeant stay-at-home volunteering for duty, sir.

Connor: What's a zombie?
Angel: It's an undead thing
Connor: Like you?
Angel: No. Zombies are slow-moving, dimwitted things that crave human flesh/
Connor: Like you.
Angel: No. It's different. Trust me





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9 Long Day's Journey Gwen: Ok then, I'll take Denzel.
Gunn: Actually it's Gunn. Not that I mind the freakishly accurate comparisn, but you will keep your hands to yourself.
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10 Awakening Cordelia: Angel. You don't have to do this.
Angel: Now she tells me.

The Beast: We could rule this world. Why do you oppose me>
Angel: Rain of Fire. Blocking out the sun. And you just kinda piss me off.



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11 Soulless Angelus: Yeah, let's talk about Cordy, shall we? Now there's a rack to write home about. Too bad about her personality, though. Yap. Yap. Yap. Yap.

Angelus: (to Connor) When you think about ot, the first woman you boned is the closest thing you've ever had to a mother. (gasps) Screwing your mom and trying to kill your dad. Hmmm... there should be a play..

Angelus: Bodies, bodies everywhere and not a drop to drink.



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12 Calvary Angelus: (re Lilah's appearance) Evil doesn't have to mean sloppy.

Cordelia: Do you know what Angelus would do if we let him out?
Lilah: Kill you all in a bloody shower of violence, but hey, greater good.


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13 Salvage Angelus: (re Lilah's appearance) Evil doesn't have to mean sloppy.

The Beast: We were never friends, Angelus.
Angelus: I know, bit calling you a "big, dumb hunk of rock" seemed a little on the nose.

Wesley: (re: staking a couple of vampires) I thought you could use a release. Feel natural?
Faith: Yeah, just like riding a biker.

Angelus: Aw crap! You mean killing The Beast really does bring back the sun? I thought that was just Angel's retarded fantasy.




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14 Release Angelus: (removes glasses and throws them at the shopkeeper) These aren't helping. Half of this crap is written in some archaic proto-demon cuneiform. And I don't want to be rude, but the other half I think they just doodled.

Angelus: Uh-oh! Vampire with a gun. I can see why Wes likes this thing.


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15 Orpheus Faith: (re: Angel saving a puppy from a speeding car in the 1920's) Dude, you just rescured a puppy.
Angelus: I'm in hell. This is hell and I'm in it.

Willow: Oh, and it's the Marlboro Man. Or at least his extra stubbly, mentally unstable, insomniac first cousin - oh - for the love of Hecate, somebody stop me.
Fred: It's OK. I'm a yammerer from way back.

Willow: Oh, um, next time you guys resurrect Angelus, call me first, OK?





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16 Players Lorne: Well put me on the short bus and send me off to clueless school. A mystical pregnancy right under my beak and not even a tingle.
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17 Inside Out Skip: (fighting Angel) Not like last time is it, monkey boy?

Wesley: (to Angel) What do you want to do?
Skip: The only thing he can do. Kill the woman he loves and save the world. Times like this, really gotta suck being you.


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18 Shiny Happy People Fred: (re: people in the lobby) What happened?
Lorne: She went out for a walk. It was like 'A Hard Day's Night'. Everyone followed her back. Isn't it fabulous?
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19 The Magic Bullet Connor: You're the most beautiful thing I've ever seen.
Jasmine: My sweet boy.
Connor: What happened to those people?
Jasmine: I ate them.
Connor: Cool.



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20 Sacrifice Creature: I just messenger from the ones who love truly.
Angel: Well then I guess it's time to shoot the messenger. Or, you know, chop the messenger into little bitty pieces. Whatever.

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21 Peace Out Connor: I can smell her on you. So tell me and I'll crush your windpipe.
Jeremy: )stammering) You mean 'or' right? Or you'll crush my windpipe?
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22 Home Wesley: It's a lie.
Lilah: It's a Lilah.

Lilah: (re: offer) I don't think you'll want it, but you'll take it, because this is the offer of a lifetime. Just noe, you know, mine.

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