Wig lady

“Wig Lady” was one of the regular customers at the Doublemeat Palace. She seemed fairly harmless at first, but we later discovered that her bad wig was actually covering a giant penis-like monster which grew from the top of her head. The demon paralyzed its victims so that it could eat them slowly. It’s all very Freudian, really.

Appeared in: Doublemeat Palace
   
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    • Suggested by: › Jess
    Added: › 16th May 2005
    Updated: › 4th December, 2005
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    3 Comments about “Wig lady”

    1. Spike1885 says:
      March 15th, 2006 at 9:06 am

      Has anyone seen some of those new Velveeta comercials? She’s on them … scary as hell.. She just screams at the end of it…

    2. cardboardy says:
      March 15th, 2006 at 10:06 am

      HAHAHAHAHA

    3. MagicBone says:
      March 16th, 2006 at 3:42 am

      Ditto.

      I saw this lady outside of the middle school today who looked just like her. I wanted to the kids (but not the tadpoles.)

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